Me

Hi there! My name is Iain* and this is my website. Thank you for dropping by! While you're here, I hope you can take a moment to listen to some samples of my speaking voice and acting...face. 

I'm originally from St. Louis, Missouri, but got out before it became a nightmare land of racism and open-carry laws! I am still a Cardinals (baseball team) fan, though, and I hate the Blue Jays (baseball team) because one time when I was a kid I learned that blue jays (actual bird) and cardinals (actual bird) fight a lot. 

*the extra i is not a typo. It stands for "awesome."